The Airing of Grievances

Alright, the time of this festive Festivus is drawing to a close and the airing of grievances is due. First of all, I'd like to tell the economy, YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME SO MUCH! Sure, I didn't expect to have a high paying job right of college, but I didn't plan on the only jobs bein available were the ones that require you to wear a hairnet and uniform. It would have been nice to have worked as a temp for a biotech lab or company before I went into the Navy. NOT ANYMORE!