Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Current Sign of the Apocalypse

Former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is seeking court permission to appear in a reality television show based in the jungles of Costa Rica.

And now for the betting odds: 
1:10 that he attempts to control his coiffure with a comb fashioned from a seashell.
1:2 that he smuggles in Snickers and refuses to share with everybody because he "has this [expletive] thing and it's [expletive] golden. [He's] not going to just [expletive] give it away. [Expletive!]."
1:1.5 that he's called an a**hole, d*****bag, and whiner by his fellow contestants.
1:1000 that the fellow contestants fashion a Blagojevich voodoo doll from his hair and burn it.
1:1.25 that when he's voted off the island, he refuses to acknowledge his dismissal and goes straight to the TV cameras and declares that there is a reality TV show conspiracy against him.
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